Law & Doofus: Lethal Weapon Fiver Unit

Light your way down the alley by firing your gun repeatedly into the darkness. Let your muzzle flash be your guide!

Well uh... hm. That was an idea of some sort on your part to say the least, but er... ehem.

Huh...



Eeeeyeah, yup, yessirry. You're pretty much certain this accidental and 'totally unavoidable' shooting just became a note in your SURPRISINGLY ENCYCLOPEDIC CRIMINAL RECORD regarding police brutality at this point.

You almost went an entire month without committing a FELONY there too. Well at least a VIOLENT FELONY!
Come to think of it, how the hell do you still work in law enforcement?