The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

My relatives are coming to stay for a few days yet again.

It's been two weeks and they're still here. I want to be nice, i really want to, but they're so intrusive and disrepectful. Everything smells terrible, there's so much noise at all times, we have to take care of kids because my aunt wants to go out with friends, my mom is fucking retired she doesn't want to deal with that shit, i don't want to deal with that shit - I want to fucking fly into space and disappear forever. Everyone's so fucking angry all the time.

I've been gaining a lot of weight and this is stressing me to no end because my clothes won't fucking fit and i'm poor and i feel disgusting and i just want to sleep on a nice bed gruh.