Law & Doofus: Lethal Weapon Fiver Unit

wear 3 fedoras

As cool as that would be, you lost two of your swanky fedoras in a round of keep-stakes strip poker last week. You lost nearly everything, actually. Have you ever tried to catch a ride somewhere in nothing but a trench coat and a fedora? It isn't easy.



Nonetheless, you don the sole fedora in your possession for good measure. If you're going to be killing some teenage psychopaths, it's going to get done in style or your middle name isn't "Reallyfuckingterribleatunderstandingwhatundercovermeans"! (Which is french, in case you were wondering.)