Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

wow dang
Niall what is the sweetest drink you know how to make
and i mean literally sweetest not metaphorically
hit me w/ one of those

Niall, I'm a teetotaler. What have you got in the non-alcoholic department?

OK, I can two for one this. Mix: Sucrose Nest

Sucrose Nest (serves 2)
Refined Sugar (not powdered or icing sugar though)
50g Mixed Berries (I'll be using Wild Strawberries, Raspberries, Blueberries, Loganberries and Snozberries.)
Lime Juice
Elder Berry Cordial
500ml Lemonade
2 Teaspoons of Thaumatin
30ml Gin (optional)
60ml Bartender's Secret

Rim two Collin's glasses with lime juice then the refined sugar, leaving a crust on the rims. Dissolve the Thaumatin in the Lemonade by stirring well.
In each glass place half the berries along with 30ml of Bartender's Secret. Muddle the berries with your muddler.
Place ice in the glasses then fill each glass five sixths of the way (or there abouts) with your sweetened lemonade. Add a dash of lime juice and a dash of elderberry cordial to each glass. Optionally, you can add the Gin now too.
Stir well. Serve.

*ding* *ding* *di-

I leap into the portal

"GET BACK HERE! I STILL NEED YOU TO SERVE OUR PAT-nope, Truegreen's gone."

alright niall we should set up some sort of nice treat house for when all of these portal jumpers get back ill make some BAKED GOODS for them

Once again, Solaris has won my heart on an internet forum. So I'll start on the brownie foundations! I'm thinking maybe the roof could be a giant muffin top perhaps. Or did you mean "house that serves baked goods", not "house made out of baked goods" because I am still DOWN FOR THAT! And how did you even know that I would choose not to jump into the portal?