Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Niall, a Zombie please.

Appropriate for the setting, but if you're after the real thing I think LegendaryQ is looking for a dance partner right about now. Mix: Zombie

Zombie
30ml White Rum
30ml Dark Rum
30ml Golden Rum
30ml Apricot Brandy
15ml 151-Proof Rum
30ml Pineapple Juice
30ml Lime Juice
30ml Bartender's Surprise

Combine all ingredients into a shaker with ice.
Shake thoroughly and try not to contemplate your inevitable demise and the nature of death itself in light of the living death mingling with the living as you serve drinks to a hostile patronage.
Pour into a highball glass and garnish with a crazy straw and a maraschino cherry.
Wipe the nervous sweat from your brow.

*ding* *ding* *ding* "Drinks up!"