Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

ANALOG SHANKINGS

While some had heeded Sruixan's warning to choose a groupshank target or face his knives, Chocolate Pi stayed silent, possibly hoping to evade detection in the background and/or vegetation.

Not today. With a terrifying cry, Sruixan leapt onto VEST MOUNTAIN and whipped out A SECOND SHANK, pointing them at the cowardly delicious constant.

DAYSHANK: Chocolate Pi

Chocolate Pi didn't stand a chance.

Chocolate Pi was a Regular Shanker.

Momentarily jerked out of their virtual realities by Sruixan's battle cry, the bitches were surprised to see that it wasn't the only shank to take place in the past five minutes.

Officer Betsy had watched the day's debates disinterestedly; she was far more worried about Detective Garland's whereabouts than interested in which irrelevant foreigner was seeing the shank at the end of the day. She was so busy crunching numbers that might lead to the Detective that she failed to notice one particular shanker pull off their VR headset and sneak over to her hood. She only noticed something was wrong a few moments later, when her power started draining at an alarming rate. She barely had time to compose a final message before shut-down.

Who knows if it was the Rikollisryhmä, or someone who didn't like cops in principle, or even someone who just hated apple pie - someone had cut Officer Betsy's fuel and battery lines to bits.

Ixcaliber has been shanked and survived.

Bitches sighed at all this 'real life' idiocy and put their headsets back on. They had 1s and 0s to shank for a chance at INCREDIBLE WEALTH, after all.

With 57 players alive, it takes 29 votes to groupshank a bitch.

Day ends at 12:00 AM EST on Sunday, July 20, or in ~6 hours!