Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

A MOON-BASED PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

"Mornin' bitches! I said I was done with you, and I will be, but one of my interns had the temerity to tell me I'd forgotten to tell you something you should all have gotten from my speech in the first place! Still, as I was helping him plan his career as moon alligator nutriment I realized that that might not be clear enough for some of your shank-obsessed minds. So let me spell it out:

If you're an engaging and active participant in this competition, you'll be rewarded! Not necessarily by being alive at the end of it all - that's out of my hands - but you'll enjoy the liberty of the FREE MARKET TRICKLE DOWN REWARD SYSTEM I installed down in the Vista. It might work in mysterious ways, but hey, that's the invisible hand for you. Carpe Diem!"

---PING---

The comms screens switch off once more.