RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 10:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-17-2014, 10:13 AM by Mirdini.)
Breaking News
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"In a turn of events no-one could possibly have seen coming, someone in the crowd here at Vista Paolo has suddenly collapsed.
They've very possibly even been... Shanked.
The eyes here are turning to Sruixan and BlazerC, but they're on the opposite side of VEST MOUNTAIN, shanks spotless! Who could be behind this heinous crime?
What monster has taken poor, sweet...
Wait, sorry. Oh, Stiqqery's the victim? That bitch had it coming if you don't mind me saying. Then again, all of these bitches do. The 'tragic death' angle really doesn't work when-"
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Stiqqery was a REGULAR SHANKER.
He was shanked ONCE.
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"This has been the Vista Paolo Daily News Broadcast, Live From Vest Mountain in Vista Paolo's Courtyard. Wait. What's this?"
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"Up on the roof! There's some sort of... space-time anomaly forming! What could this mean?!? We'll keep you updated on this story as it develops, and bring you LIVE VIDEO as soon as our helicopter gets off the ground."