Let's go vampire hunting

> Take the fire! Vampires hate fire, right?

Right! Unfortunately, you remember humans hate fire as well.

Deep breath in. Sneak up.

FUS RO GAH(LIK)

You are unable to perform your powerful vampire hunter technique: FUS RO GAH(RLIC) at the moment as you have no garlic left. It would have been sweet tho.

> Vampire Marriage Counselling Go!

Instead, you opt to serve as a marriage counsellor for the vampiric couple. You don't have much experience, but you've been told you're good at it (not really).

'So, for how long have you guys been married?'



'We're not married'

'Because you're so "busy" in the demon world, right?'



'GRAAH! THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. I COME HOME EXPECTING A WARM WELCOME AND THIS IS WHAT I GET? NOTHING BUT NAGGING AND ALSO A MORTAL TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU OR STE-'

just gonna go loot their mansion

'...'



'Hon...'



'I will not stand this ungratefulness and betrayal anymore!'



'Hey, i'm sorry. Please be calm, what are you doing?! You're gonna destroy the castle!'



'STOP IT!'



'We don't have the settle it like this'



'If you're gonna keep chastising me because i'm taking too long to fix your problems in the demon world...'



'Then go solve them yourself!'

'AUGH'



AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AWUFBAKMFBWEWEFAUSHGH



Oh. Shit. What do?

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