Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Night One: Whale Of A Time

The pool remained whaleless, and the resort's cleanerbots had long since removed any trace of Rivenforge's unfortunate fate. The Bitches In Residence had only the setting sun to keep them company as antisequitur stepped up to Kíeros, shank in hand.

Despite ostensibly not having more than half the crowd behind him, Kíeros' assailant went for it anyway; whether it was the energy of the crowd or something far more insidious none could say. The important thing was

shanking happened.

Kieros has been groupshanked and survived.

Kíeros shrugs off his now-ruined vest, indignant in the face of this entirely undemocratic upset. He marches off the roof to return to his quarters, while the rest of the bitches turn to squabble over the one remaining order of business: package business.

Dragon Fogel and MalkyTop stood over the first package, shanks in hand, daring one another to make the first move. This caught Fogel flat-footed when konec0 dove into the fray (and soon after into the pool) - having most recently paid attention to the package - and tossed it in MalkyTop's direction.

Malky scarpered off with her prize, leaving a Fogel sad and packageless.

The other package went to Schazer in an obviously fair and transparent vote.

The sun sets, and a golden orb appears around Schazer as the GOLDEN MIC levitates out of wherever she's keeping it.

With a rockin' screech, it decrees

SCHAZER IS SHANKPROOF TONIIIIIIGHT

and vanishes into thin air like its whale presenter before it.

Night One Has Started! Please have your actions in asap, deadline's in 48 hours at 11:00 AM EST on Sunday, July 13.

Livelist

1. Schazer
2. Solaris
3. Sai
4. NottheAuthor
6. ICan'tGiveCredit
7. Akumu
8. AgentBlue
9. Seedy
10. Crowsy
11. Donut
12. Garuru
13. SupahKiven
14. OztheWizard
15. Palamedes
16. Pharmacy
17. Granolaman
18. Seawyrm
19. Coldblooded
20. TehPilot
21. Cat
22. anacreon
23. Visceral
24. cyber95
25. Niall
26. makerofthegames
27. bigro
28. Stiqqery
29. amosmyn
30. Red709
31. Eidolonic
32. Airey
33. Deviant One
34. Sanzh
35. druplesnubb
36. Pharas
37. Phish
38. konec0
39. fivex
40. Prime Intellect
41. Chirality
42. yd12k
43. Dragon Fogel
44. Gnauga
45. Pick Yer Poison
46. Sotek
47. Whimbrel
48. Fragowump
49. Ixcaliber
50. LegendaryQ
51. Chwoka
52. antisequitur
53. Kíeros
54. Dalmationer
55. Sruixan
56. x1372
57. Breadpocalypse
58. beruru
59. Scoffles
60. Acionyx
61. BlazerC
62. Plaid
63. speedchuck
64. wooferbattles
65. Mikeee
66. Truegreen
68. Demonsul
69. Everanix
70. Chocolate Pi
71. MalkyTop