RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 06:25 PM
32.
Do you know what that number means?
Well, it's 25, a deficient number, the freezing point of water in the insipid Fahrenheit system, the atomic number of Germanium, the number of Steve Carlton and Sandy Koufax, and the unicode identifier of space.
But that's not what I mean.
And yes, I did just scroll down Wikipedia for a list of items.
Anyway, on to the main point.
That's the record for most deaths in one night in a mafia game.
Well, SaB2 actually had 35 on night 2, but that was the one with the angles and the humus and the Damons, so there were different types of deaths, so that sort of counts.
In either case, there's going to be 68 of you going in to tonight, and you have a serious chance of breaking that record.
As sensible shankers, you know what you have to do.
That's right, you need to all agree on one person to shank tonight to make the most killed person
Because why in the world would you go for quantity when you can go for quality of shanking?
And what is a higher quality shanking than receiving 68 shanks?
The answer is receiving 69 shanks.
And possibly 70, too.
I don't even know why I'm triple spacing these.
But the point still stands.
The point on the tip of my shanking tool.
Shank thirty(-three), my friends; shank thirty(-three).
Do you know what that number means?
Well, it's 25, a deficient number, the freezing point of water in the insipid Fahrenheit system, the atomic number of Germanium, the number of Steve Carlton and Sandy Koufax, and the unicode identifier of space.
But that's not what I mean.
And yes, I did just scroll down Wikipedia for a list of items.
Anyway, on to the main point.
That's the record for most deaths in one night in a mafia game.
Well, SaB2 actually had 35 on night 2, but that was the one with the angles and the humus and the Damons, so there were different types of deaths, so that sort of counts.
In either case, there's going to be 68 of you going in to tonight, and you have a serious chance of breaking that record.
As sensible shankers, you know what you have to do.
That's right, you need to all agree on one person to shank tonight to make the most killed person
Because why in the world would you go for quantity when you can go for quality of shanking?
And what is a higher quality shanking than receiving 68 shanks?
The answer is receiving 69 shanks.
And possibly 70, too.
I don't even know why I'm triple spacing these.
But the point still stands.
The point on the tip of my shanking tool.
Shank thirty(-three), my friends; shank thirty(-three).