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Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 10:12 PM
That is in fact our National Slogan. To deter pesky customers who actually want to do business with our various shell companies. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Also, I am part of our Advertising Syndicate and am the only one who is truly bound to our company motto. Others may partake in giving other types of Credit. Credit that isn't really tangible. Credit that melts in your hands when you buy something. Credit that melts SCUM LIKE YOU.

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014, 10:12 PM