Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

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Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
(07-09-2014, 02:29 AM)Stiqqery Wrote: »[ovation intensifies]

Seriously though, I want to see if you guys follow this:

American captialism is based on the practices of the puritans.

Puritans revere the Judeau-Christian God.

If the Judeau-Christian God is real, and the New Testament is true, then the events of the New Testament took place because the Judeau-Christian God intervened in the world.

The Judeau-Christian God is responsible for this possible universe.

The Judeau-Christian God has been proposed by some theologians to transcend the linear progression of time, existing at all possible times and places simultaneously.

Therefore: if we kill the Judeau-Christian God of the present successfully, we kill him in all possible times and places also, and we rewrite history so that American Capitalism never happens.

Among a bunch of other things but who cares about those.

This plan is foolproof.

stiq why are you a banana


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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - by LegendaryQ - 07-09-2014, 03:08 AM