RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 02:29 AM
[ovation intensifies]
Seriously though, I want to see if you guys follow this:
American captialism is based on the practices of the puritans.
Puritans revere the Judeau-Christian God.
If the Judeau-Christian God is real, and the New Testament is true, then the events of the New Testament took place because the Judeau-Christian God intervened in the world.
The Judeau-Christian God is responsible for this possible universe.
The Judeau-Christian God has been proposed by some theologians to transcend the linear progression of time, existing at all possible times and places simultaneously.
Therefore: if we kill the Judeau-Christian God of the present successfully, we kill him in all possible times and places also, and we rewrite history so that American Capitalism never happens.
Among a bunch of other things but who cares about those.
This plan is foolproof.
Seriously though, I want to see if you guys follow this:
American captialism is based on the practices of the puritans.
Puritans revere the Judeau-Christian God.
If the Judeau-Christian God is real, and the New Testament is true, then the events of the New Testament took place because the Judeau-Christian God intervened in the world.
The Judeau-Christian God is responsible for this possible universe.
The Judeau-Christian God has been proposed by some theologians to transcend the linear progression of time, existing at all possible times and places simultaneously.
Therefore: if we kill the Judeau-Christian God of the present successfully, we kill him in all possible times and places also, and we rewrite history so that American Capitalism never happens.
Among a bunch of other things but who cares about those.
This plan is foolproof.