Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Shank: Whatever is currently 6th on the shanklist, unless that would move it away from 6th place, in which case, the 7th, unless that would move it away from 7th, in which case, the Nth, unless that would move it away from Nth, etc. If no items can be shanked with this pattern, shank the string "The lack of consistency".

Because seriously, screw you, 6/7/Nth place.