Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Shank: Schaz
Now, most people would think I'm doing this because Schaz is listed first, so I'm being a lazy bum and not reading anyone else. This is true. However, so as to not appear lazy, I have compiled a list of reasons why Schaz is stabscum:

1. Schaz posted right after the intro post, so she was paying lots of attention for the start to try and get off a quickshank.
   
2. She also has not posted today, so as to avoid suspicion.
   
3. She likes bugs. Seriously, who likes bugs? Scum.
   
4. The MSPA Forums are down. Obviously, the current mods aren't responsible for this (except for Solaris, for reasons I'll not explain later), so it must be the former mod.
   
5. [REDACTED]
   
6. 'Schazer' and 'Scummier' not only start with the same two letters, and end with the same two letters, but are the same length.
   
7. Because she's first on the list, and I'm being a lazy bum.

Now, you see that these are exceptional reasons why Schaz should be stab shanked.