RE: The Granf Dailure III: ^This Time, Itas WORse!
03-18-2012, 02:45 AM
Username: GoddsChosen
Name: Sgt. Gabriel Bonecrusher
Race: WHITE AND PROUD OF IT, this game shouldn't have no goddamn _______ or ______ and definitely not any goddamn ____!
Gender: MAN GODDAMMIT! What kind of bleeding-heart liberal commie would play a _________ woman? And don't even get me started on those _______ who are all "I'm at my own place on the gender spectrum"! GET A _______ CLUE, __________!
Text Color: RED, LIKE A TRUE RED-BLOODED AMERICAN! AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE __________ ________ WHO CALL THEMSELVES "NATIVE AMERICANS", GOD GAVE THIS COUNTRY TO US, NOT THEM! AND ESPECIALLY NOT TO THOSE [background]_____[/background] SNEAKING IN FROM MEXICO TO STEAL OUR NATION!
Biography: Sgt. Gabriel Bonecrusher, or "Gabe" as REAL AMERICANS know him, is a TRUE AMERICAN HERO! He was so good at killing ____-_______ in the Middle East that he was recognized by THE LORD GOD HIMSELF for his service to the cause of justice!
(No _______ ______ is ever gonna do that, ha! You liberal ___________ don't know anything about PATRIOTISM! Why don't you go over to France and surrender? Those ________ would love you!)
Anyways, the Lord gave Gabe angel wings and divine powers and a holy flaming sword, and told him to smite the wicked with righteous fury. Like the _____, the ________, and especially those good-for-nothing ____ who call the Lord a lie. LET'S SEE YOU NOT BELIEVE IN HIM WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, _________!
Description: Gabe is the MANLIEST MAN you've ever seen! He's always dressed in his military uniform, BECAUSE HE LOVES AMERICA! And he has two bright white wings sticking out of his back AND HE LOVES GOD LIKE ANY REAL AMERICAN WOULD!
AND HE'S WHITE! _______________________________________________
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Items/Abilities: Gabe can fly with his wings. He's armed with a Uzi, which never runs out of ammo because God blessed it. He's also got a flaming sword blessed by God Himself, and he uses it to ___________
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SO SAYETH THE LORD GOD!
Name: Sgt. Gabriel Bonecrusher
Race: WHITE AND PROUD OF IT, this game shouldn't have no goddamn _______ or ______ and definitely not any goddamn ____!
Gender: MAN GODDAMMIT! What kind of bleeding-heart liberal commie would play a _________ woman? And don't even get me started on those _______ who are all "I'm at my own place on the gender spectrum"! GET A _______ CLUE, __________!
Text Color: RED, LIKE A TRUE RED-BLOODED AMERICAN! AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE __________ ________ WHO CALL THEMSELVES "NATIVE AMERICANS", GOD GAVE THIS COUNTRY TO US, NOT THEM! AND ESPECIALLY NOT TO THOSE [background]_____[/background] SNEAKING IN FROM MEXICO TO STEAL OUR NATION!
Biography: Sgt. Gabriel Bonecrusher, or "Gabe" as REAL AMERICANS know him, is a TRUE AMERICAN HERO! He was so good at killing ____-_______ in the Middle East that he was recognized by THE LORD GOD HIMSELF for his service to the cause of justice!
(No _______ ______ is ever gonna do that, ha! You liberal ___________ don't know anything about PATRIOTISM! Why don't you go over to France and surrender? Those ________ would love you!)
Anyways, the Lord gave Gabe angel wings and divine powers and a holy flaming sword, and told him to smite the wicked with righteous fury. Like the _____, the ________, and especially those good-for-nothing ____ who call the Lord a lie. LET'S SEE YOU NOT BELIEVE IN HIM WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, _________!
Description: Gabe is the MANLIEST MAN you've ever seen! He's always dressed in his military uniform, BECAUSE HE LOVES AMERICA! And he has two bright white wings sticking out of his back AND HE LOVES GOD LIKE ANY REAL AMERICAN WOULD!
AND HE'S WHITE! _______________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
Items/Abilities: Gabe can fly with his wings. He's armed with a Uzi, which never runs out of ammo because God blessed it. He's also got a flaming sword blessed by God Himself, and he uses it to ___________
___________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
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SO SAYETH THE LORD GOD!