RE: THE GRAND STARBUCKS RETURNS 2: NEVER BUCK DOWN (Signups 3/???)
07-03-2014, 01:33 PM
(07-03-2014, 10:22 AM)Solaris Wrote: »yes you have to send me the pms and such again even if you played in the last one
ugh
UGH
Name: Akumu
Gender: Mans
Race: Human, Human, Human, Human, Baby
Color: #F4A460
Description:
Congratulations on purchasing your new Akumu! You've made a good decision in your life for once. Your Akumu comes with three batteries but it needs four and I can't tell you where to get another! Akumu is not to be operated while intoxicated, distracted, pregnant, dying, or uncool, as any or all of these may result in fatal poisoning and shame. Two or more Akumus may be combined to form MegAkumu, but this is not recommended by the Surgeon General or OSHA. Do not feed your Akumu anything living. Do not attempt to stop your Akumu from stealing your romantic partner. Do not allow your Akumu to run for office for any position higher than Mayor. Your Akumu comes with a 30-year guarantee, after which time we are not responsible for anything that happens while Akumu is in use.
Weapons/Abilities: Shoots lasers and can puzzle his way out of a paper bag.
Biography: Out of warranty.