The Granf Dailure III: ^This Time, Itas WORse!
03-18-2012, 01:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-18-2012, 01:19 AM by MaxieSatan.)
[colo=r"brown"]The awesome The Bestcharacter stood looking out at the multiverse or what was left of it because he had destroyed every universe in it but this one with his awesome power which hea nd his asideckac Block LAmp Nitebat hads restorwed beucase theye rwere the best and also kliilled macula and countasweome becaucse they sucked. but he suddenly realized he was bored luckily ehe is also super psychic so knew that he would be bored and made sure to get eight people before he killed everybody to fight to the death for him he couldn't wait for their inevitable doom as it would certainly be a Grand Failure.
Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo.[/color="bronw"] This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle (because it is an original idea do not steal). Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.
That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.
So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: This should be fake unless you don't want it to be. You can make it real.
Name: How overly powerful nicely balanced are your characters abilities or inventory?
Gender: TRAGIC PAST GOES HERE
Race: What kind of race is your wholly unique and amazing character?
Colour: Feel free to make it [b]ugly, but it should remain readable. Also ridiculous fonts are fine if you want.
Description: Describe what makes your character the prettiest and the best.
Items/Abilities: What is your main character's fantastic and beautiful name?
Biography: Does your character have impossibly large muscles, or impossibly voluptuous curves on an even more impossibly slender frame?
contestants!
Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo.[/color="bronw"] This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle (because it is an original idea do not steal). Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.
That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.
So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: This should be fake unless you don't want it to be. You can make it real.
Name: How overly powerful nicely balanced are your characters abilities or inventory?
Gender: TRAGIC PAST GOES HERE
Race: What kind of race is your wholly unique and amazing character?
Colour: Feel free to make it [b]ugly, but it should remain readable. Also ridiculous fonts are fine if you want.
Description: Describe what makes your character the prettiest and the best.
Items/Abilities: What is your main character's fantastic and beautiful name?
Biography: Does your character have impossibly large muscles, or impossibly voluptuous curves on an even more impossibly slender frame?
contestants!