RE: Super Otaku Brawl Gaiden (Round 1: Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp)
06-25-2014, 11:16 PM
Starscream flew circles in the air above Whistling Rock as if he thought he was in disguise.
He had suffered setbacks before, oh yes. No one could say he wasn't used to twists of fate overturning his careful plans--but THIS?! It was as if the universe had specifically decided that merely messing with him wasn't enough, it had to do it in the most ridiculous and demeaning way possible.
Throw him into another universe to fight a bunch of humans, the insects he thought he had seen the last of when he left Earth for good. They couldn't possibly challenge him, this 'battle' would be an embarrassment at best. Even that 'rayquaza' was just some overpowered wildlife. And all this at the behest of some loser with a god complex. Why didn't this ever happen to someone else, someone who deserved it?
Starscream was continuing in this vein of self-pity and considering razing this entire camp and calling it a day when something crackled over his radio frequency.
"-dentification."
"What?"
"Finally! This is Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp-"
"Yes, I know." Starscream sighed.
"-and I'm Coach Oleander! State your purpose and identification, or face psychic annihilation at the hands of my agents!"
"Hah. Well, Coach Oleander, I'm Starscream, head of the Seekers and future leader of the Decepticons, and I think I'm going to blow your petty camp to bits and then move on with my life."
"The enemy has declared hostile intent! Ready your psi-blasts and confusion grenades and prepare to FIRE!"
Starscream started to inform Oleander exactly how over his head he was when he was cut short by a psi-blast clipping his wing. While emitting some light across the visible spectrum, blasts of psychic energy don't show up on radar designed to detect physical objects. He was about to take evasive action when a confusion grenade hit him front and center.
Murmuring dazedly, he transformed into robot mode and immediately plummeted, colliding with forest in the most ungraceful manner imaginable.
"The target has fallen! His vehicle appears to be able to transform into some kind of giant robot. Surround his position immediately and attempt to detain the pilot for questioning! Go go go!"
He had suffered setbacks before, oh yes. No one could say he wasn't used to twists of fate overturning his careful plans--but THIS?! It was as if the universe had specifically decided that merely messing with him wasn't enough, it had to do it in the most ridiculous and demeaning way possible.
Throw him into another universe to fight a bunch of humans, the insects he thought he had seen the last of when he left Earth for good. They couldn't possibly challenge him, this 'battle' would be an embarrassment at best. Even that 'rayquaza' was just some overpowered wildlife. And all this at the behest of some loser with a god complex. Why didn't this ever happen to someone else, someone who deserved it?
Starscream was continuing in this vein of self-pity and considering razing this entire camp and calling it a day when something crackled over his radio frequency.
"-dentification."
"What?"
"Finally! This is Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp-"
"Yes, I know." Starscream sighed.
"-and I'm Coach Oleander! State your purpose and identification, or face psychic annihilation at the hands of my agents!"
"Hah. Well, Coach Oleander, I'm Starscream, head of the Seekers and future leader of the Decepticons, and I think I'm going to blow your petty camp to bits and then move on with my life."
"The enemy has declared hostile intent! Ready your psi-blasts and confusion grenades and prepare to FIRE!"
Starscream started to inform Oleander exactly how over his head he was when he was cut short by a psi-blast clipping his wing. While emitting some light across the visible spectrum, blasts of psychic energy don't show up on radar designed to detect physical objects. He was about to take evasive action when a confusion grenade hit him front and center.
Murmuring dazedly, he transformed into robot mode and immediately plummeted, colliding with forest in the most ungraceful manner imaginable.
"The target has fallen! His vehicle appears to be able to transform into some kind of giant robot. Surround his position immediately and attempt to detain the pilot for questioning! Go go go!"