RE: Super Otaku Brawl - Round One: Traverse Town
06-25-2014, 03:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-25-2014, 03:27 AM by SupahKiven.)
"No! I refuse to be subjugated under this Nazi regime! I want freedom! And liberty! And... AMERICA!" Soldier flailed around midair, waving his shovel and pickax around. "I will break free from your communist magic and then you will be sorry. Oh yes."
Merlin and Fairy Godmother glanced at each other. This... man had appeared in the Mystical House about five minutes ago and had immediately begun breaking things. Merlin had been forced to cast a spell that kept him levitated in the middle of the room, far from anything breakable.
"Sir..." Merlin started.
"Silence, Merasmus!" Soldier yelled, smirking as Merlin and Fairy Godmother stared at each other in confusion. "Hehehe... You really think you could fool your roomie, you wizarding pansy? Ha! I can see through your ruse! Now release me so we can duel! And by that I mean I'll kill you!" Merlin turned, horrified, to this crazy man.
"Sir, please! I'm not... 'Merasmus'. And I'm don't want to fight you."
"Grr..." Soldier growled, strapping his weapons to his belt. He unclipped the shotgun from his belt and fired twice at the ceiling. The blasts caused Merlin to lose his concentration. The spell weakened and Soldier fell, cackling, and grabbed his rocket launcher from his back and pointed it down. "Sayonara, fake and also communist Merasmus!" He fired, causing a rocket to fly from the barrel and impact the floor. It shot him into the air... and made him collide with the ceiling hard enough to knock him out. His body landed on the floor with a thump.
"Goodness..." Merlin sighed, staring down at Soldier. "This is quite the problem..."
"I'll say." Fairy Godmother smoothed out her dress, dabbing at her brow with a handkerchief. "We'd better do something with him quick. Who knows what he's capable of."
Merlin and Fairy Godmother glanced at each other. This... man had appeared in the Mystical House about five minutes ago and had immediately begun breaking things. Merlin had been forced to cast a spell that kept him levitated in the middle of the room, far from anything breakable.
"Sir..." Merlin started.
"Silence, Merasmus!" Soldier yelled, smirking as Merlin and Fairy Godmother stared at each other in confusion. "Hehehe... You really think you could fool your roomie, you wizarding pansy? Ha! I can see through your ruse! Now release me so we can duel! And by that I mean I'll kill you!" Merlin turned, horrified, to this crazy man.
"Sir, please! I'm not... 'Merasmus'. And I'm don't want to fight you."
"Grr..." Soldier growled, strapping his weapons to his belt. He unclipped the shotgun from his belt and fired twice at the ceiling. The blasts caused Merlin to lose his concentration. The spell weakened and Soldier fell, cackling, and grabbed his rocket launcher from his back and pointed it down. "Sayonara, fake and also communist Merasmus!" He fired, causing a rocket to fly from the barrel and impact the floor. It shot him into the air... and made him collide with the ceiling hard enough to knock him out. His body landed on the floor with a thump.
"Goodness..." Merlin sighed, staring down at Soldier. "This is quite the problem..."
"I'll say." Fairy Godmother smoothed out her dress, dabbing at her brow with a handkerchief. "We'd better do something with him quick. Who knows what he's capable of."