Super Otaku Brawl - Round One: Traverse Town

With Raven gone, Jack Spicer is the only real child; Wonka goes with him. Starscream and Rayquaza are the least describable as conventionally people, so Shrek goes with them and that battle will be the smaller of the two unless we get another app. Thanos and his ridiculous buffness provide enough hypermasculinity for one thread, so Wolfgang goes in the other one. By default, that puts Bully Demise, Anger Crabman, Nancy Little, Jane Doe, Jim, Charles Barkley, and Alenia in the other one.

I hope you doofuses are happy.