RE: Super Otaku Brawl
06-23-2014, 04:34 AM
Username: Shut Up and Jam
Name: Charles Barkley
Gender: Male
Species: B-Baller
Text Colour: Spalding Orange
Description:
Items/Abilities:
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…
Doubleteam - Barkley's default jam can hit a single target multiple times.
Showboat Jam - This jam not only damages a single target, but also gives Barkley a boost in a random attribute.
Vampslam - Barkley will leap in the air and slam down on a foe, sapping their VP as he gains some back.
Holy Jam - Dikembe Mutumbo's forbidden jam......!
Ghost Muscle - Barkley flexes GHOST MUSCLE to gain BRAIN and POWER.
Barkley has on his person a B-Ball and two Ecto Coolers. He is wearing the Shrekmono.
Biography:
In 2041, basketball was made illegal and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge". Barkley lived, but he had lost his reason for living. B-Ball was gone.
He lived in the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York with his 12 year old son Hoopz. He'd given Hoopz all he could, but sometimes he wondered if it was enough...
The events that follow were chronicled in the vidcon Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.
In 2053, another Chaos Dunk is performed in Manhattan, killing millions. Barkley is blamed for the Chaos Dunk and is hunted by the B-Ball Removal Department, led by Michael Jordan. A convoluted series of events follow. Finally, Barkley confronts the terrorist group B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. on their headquarters, the slave ship Necron 5. After defeating the traitorous Jordan in B-Ball Combat, he confronts the true leader of B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S., Shadow Barkley. Shadow Barkley was born from the Ultimate B-Ball and was set to destroy all life on earth with an unstoppable Chaos Dunk, but Barkley, Hoopz, Balthios and Cyberdwarf manage to defeat the doppelganger. With the Chaos Dunk still set to go off, the rest of the team escaped from Necron 5 while Charles Barkley stayed to perform one final Chaos Dunk to save the Earth.
However, Barkley did not perish following his final sacrifice. Moments after the destruction of Necron 5, Barkley was whisked away from the vacuum of space to a new universe. A universe where B-Ball... wasn't illegal.
Suggested Round Location: Pandora
Name: Charles Barkley
Gender: Male
Species: B-Baller
Text Colour: Spalding Orange
Description:
Items/Abilities:
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…
Doubleteam - Barkley's default jam can hit a single target multiple times.
Showboat Jam - This jam not only damages a single target, but also gives Barkley a boost in a random attribute.
Vampslam - Barkley will leap in the air and slam down on a foe, sapping their VP as he gains some back.
Holy Jam - Dikembe Mutumbo's forbidden jam......!
Ghost Muscle - Barkley flexes GHOST MUSCLE to gain BRAIN and POWER.
Barkley has on his person a B-Ball and two Ecto Coolers. He is wearing the Shrekmono.
Biography:
In 2041, basketball was made illegal and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge". Barkley lived, but he had lost his reason for living. B-Ball was gone.
He lived in the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York with his 12 year old son Hoopz. He'd given Hoopz all he could, but sometimes he wondered if it was enough...
The events that follow were chronicled in the vidcon Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.
In 2053, another Chaos Dunk is performed in Manhattan, killing millions. Barkley is blamed for the Chaos Dunk and is hunted by the B-Ball Removal Department, led by Michael Jordan. A convoluted series of events follow. Finally, Barkley confronts the terrorist group B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. on their headquarters, the slave ship Necron 5. After defeating the traitorous Jordan in B-Ball Combat, he confronts the true leader of B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S., Shadow Barkley. Shadow Barkley was born from the Ultimate B-Ball and was set to destroy all life on earth with an unstoppable Chaos Dunk, but Barkley, Hoopz, Balthios and Cyberdwarf manage to defeat the doppelganger. With the Chaos Dunk still set to go off, the rest of the team escaped from Necron 5 while Charles Barkley stayed to perform one final Chaos Dunk to save the Earth.
However, Barkley did not perish following his final sacrifice. Moments after the destruction of Necron 5, Barkley was whisked away from the vacuum of space to a new universe. A universe where B-Ball... wasn't illegal.
Suggested Round Location: Pandora