RE: Super Otaku Brawl
06-22-2014, 07:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-22-2014, 10:53 PM by Dalmationer.)
Username: Dalm
Name: Anger Crabman
Gender: male
Species: Trol, ancient immortal
Text Color: Heavy with the weight of ages....
Description:
![[Image: cg.png]](https://www.majhost.com/gallery/LtFish/Sprites/cg.png)
Items/Abilities: Anger Crabman has a cyclical dependency with the universe. Neither can die while the other lives.
He can shoot a powerful laser from his eyes sometimes, but usually he doesn't.
He has a solomon brickane, which is half cane, half brick, half Solomon Kane. He only uses it like once then we forgot about it.
He's very boring.
Biography:
![[Image: GSFmA.png]](https://i.imgur.com/GSFmA.png)
Anger Crabman is the oldest sentient being in the universe. He is also probably the most boring sentient being in the universe. As of the 5th 6th Trolternian Empire in IVthVIthTSE 188, Crabman spends most of his days in his condo in Trol Miami, which is a district in the Great City of Trol China. Soon, he would take part in a great adventure upon which the fate of the universe would rest. For now, though, he rests. He watches boners and whittles away the hours. Then, during the seasson finale of the 63rd series, he spontaneously vanished.
Whether Crabman's cyclical dependency will affect the battle is hard to say. He and the universe are inextricably tied together. If one is pulled from the continuity, will the other eventually follow?
Suggested round: The Soup House.
A very Normal house in a very Normal forest. Contains soup and other delicious food.
EDIT: I HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT ON HOW THIS IS MY CHARACTER, BUT IT IS NOT. ANGER CRABMAN WAS THE RESULT OF DIVINE INSPIRATION AND ALSO WAS MADE BY LTFISH ANYWAY.
Name: Anger Crabman
Gender: male
Species: Trol, ancient immortal
Text Color: Heavy with the weight of ages....
Description:
Items/Abilities: Anger Crabman has a cyclical dependency with the universe. Neither can die while the other lives.
He can shoot a powerful laser from his eyes sometimes, but usually he doesn't.
He has a solomon brickane, which is half cane, half brick, half Solomon Kane. He only uses it like once then we forgot about it.
He's very boring.
Biography:
Your name is Anger Crabman, and you are SOOOOOOO OLLLLLD.
You are currently enjoying your retirement in TROLL MIAMI BEACH, a beautiful and populous area of the smallest state in the Troll United States of Troll, Troll Florida. You enjoy DAYTIME TELEVISION, particularly game shows, reading about current MILITARY CONQUESTS, and DANCING on every second Perigee. You live alone, as your beloved Lusus up and died centuries ago, though she is never far from you thanks to the wonders of TAXIDERMY.
Your life has been absurdly long, yet somehow uninteresting. You are easily the oldest troll in existence, having survived since before the dawn of recorded history. You possess the ability to recover from any injury instantaneously, though it has only managed to slow your natural aging process. You have been present throughout most of your species' history, though you choose to remain largely uninvolved. You mostly roamed the planet, deliberately avoiding the constant CALL OF ADVENTURE. Dispite being a HATED MUTANT, you managed to pull off a moderately successful military career in the Golden Age of Alternia, before being compelled to retire. The pension gleaned for a whopping 800 sweeps worth of service as a CULINECROMANCER is more than enough to sustain your indefinite relaxation, and you contribute most of it to charity.
Your trolltag is calypsoGeriatric, and yer not abouta let somethin astupid asyntax get inth wayayer message
You are currently enjoying your retirement in TROLL MIAMI BEACH, a beautiful and populous area of the smallest state in the Troll United States of Troll, Troll Florida. You enjoy DAYTIME TELEVISION, particularly game shows, reading about current MILITARY CONQUESTS, and DANCING on every second Perigee. You live alone, as your beloved Lusus up and died centuries ago, though she is never far from you thanks to the wonders of TAXIDERMY.
Your life has been absurdly long, yet somehow uninteresting. You are easily the oldest troll in existence, having survived since before the dawn of recorded history. You possess the ability to recover from any injury instantaneously, though it has only managed to slow your natural aging process. You have been present throughout most of your species' history, though you choose to remain largely uninvolved. You mostly roamed the planet, deliberately avoiding the constant CALL OF ADVENTURE. Dispite being a HATED MUTANT, you managed to pull off a moderately successful military career in the Golden Age of Alternia, before being compelled to retire. The pension gleaned for a whopping 800 sweeps worth of service as a CULINECROMANCER is more than enough to sustain your indefinite relaxation, and you contribute most of it to charity.
Your trolltag is calypsoGeriatric, and yer not abouta let somethin astupid asyntax get inth wayayer message
Anger Crabman is the oldest sentient being in the universe. He is also probably the most boring sentient being in the universe. As of the 5th 6th Trolternian Empire in IVthVIthTSE 188, Crabman spends most of his days in his condo in Trol Miami, which is a district in the Great City of Trol China. Soon, he would take part in a great adventure upon which the fate of the universe would rest. For now, though, he rests. He watches boners and whittles away the hours. Then, during the seasson finale of the 63rd series, he spontaneously vanished.
Whether Crabman's cyclical dependency will affect the battle is hard to say. He and the universe are inextricably tied together. If one is pulled from the continuity, will the other eventually follow?
Suggested round: The Soup House.
A very Normal house in a very Normal forest. Contains soup and other delicious food.
EDIT: I HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT ON HOW THIS IS MY CHARACTER, BUT IT IS NOT. ANGER CRABMAN WAS THE RESULT OF DIVINE INSPIRATION AND ALSO WAS MADE BY LTFISH ANYWAY.
![[Image: 38cGHpR.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/38cGHpR.gif)