RE: Introductions: The Inauguraling
06-12-2014, 02:54 AM
I looked all over town, and I could find absolutely no Reconciliation Eagles. Every store in town, completely sold out. The closest I could find was this General Encouragement Eagle, which caws out motivational phrases every hour on the hour. Please take the Encouragement Eagle. I haven't slept in three days. Every time I'm about to drop off, I'm brought to by an enthusiastic screech of "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!" or "GIVE IT YOUR ALL!"
I am so weary.
I am so weary.