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[20:07:05] <Loather> grace hopper died two days before i was born
[20:08:11] <Loather> also theres a destroyer named after her
[20:10:28] <Chwoka> maybe one day they'll name a destroyer after you
[20:10:34] <Chwoka> a star destroyer, in space
[20:10:41] <Schazer> Loather already is a destroyer
[20:10:43] <Schazer> of hearts
[20:10:48] <Loather> B)
[20:10:56] <Chwoka> destroy 'er? i hardly know 'er!
[20:11:08] <Loather> 'a 'a 'a
[20:11:53] <Chwoka> i've got a dog with no nose
[20:12:04] <Chwoka> ask me the question, come on, ask me the question
[20:13:46] <Chwoka> fine i'll skip to the answer
[20:13:48] <Chwoka> awful!
[20:15:31] <Chwoka> ok here's one i can do by myself:
[20:15:34] <Chwoka> timing!
[20:15:47] <Chwoka> hey do you know what the most important part of comedy is?
[20:16:37] <Loather> timing!
[20:16:53] <Chwoka> awful!
[20:17:03] <Loather> how does it smell?
[20:17:22] <Loather> (we're getting into some real avant-garde territory here chwoka)
[20:17:27] <Chwoka> hey, knock knock
[20:18:21] <Kaynato> knock knock
[20:19:03] <Chwoka> knock knock
[20:19:25] <Ixcaliber> i don't think anybody's home
[20:19:42] <Chwoka> Ixcaliber: who's there?
[20:20:01] <Ixcaliber> it's you
[20:20:36] <Chwoka> it's you who?
[20:21:12] <Ixcaliber> it's you who was knocking on the door in the first place you should know who's there
[20:21:33] <Chwoka> it's me, banana
[20:22:01] <Ixcaliber> i'm glad you didn't say orange
[20:22:08] <Loather> again?
[20:22:16] <Loather> knock knock
[20:22:17] <Kaynato> no, a loss
[20:22:17] <Chwoka> banana you glad i didn't say orange!?!
[20:22:20] <Schazer> who's there
[20:22:25] <Loather> it's me, banana
[20:22:32] <Schazer> hi banana!
[20:22:32] <Chwoka> it's you, banana, who?
[20:22:33] <Kaynato> it was grapefruit all along
[20:22:38] <Schazer> come on in
[20:22:42] <Loather> thank you
[20:22:44] <Schazer> haven't seen you in ages, what's been happening
[20:22:52] * Loather wipes shoes off on welcome mat before coming in
[20:23:02] <Loather> not much, not much
[20:23:17] <Schazer> cool cool
[20:23:23] * Chwoka lies down banana peels at Loather's feet while they walk, snickers to themselves
[20:23:24] <Schazer> you want a cup of tea or something?
[20:23:43] <Schazer> If you've got the time, I could call Shelley, tell her you're in town
[20:24:03] <Loather> oh, i dont know about that
[20:24:16] <Loather> i heard shelley's uncle just got the rheumatisms
[20:24:31] <Schazer> shit, really?
[20:24:38] <Loather> yeah, fraid so
[20:24:54] <Schazer> I didn't think he was much more than sixty
[20:25:19] <Loather> hes too young for this shit
[20:25:21] <Ixcaliber> is this still a joke
[20:25:28] <Schazer> are you laughing, Ix
[20:25:30] <Chwoka> Ixcaliber: yes we're getting to it
[20:25:34] <Schazer> rheumatism's pretty serious
[20:25:45] <Ixcaliber> everyone get out of my house
[20:25:54] <Schazer> don't mind Ix
[20:26:09] <Schazer> he just got told a really bad knock-knock joke once and now he's very twitchy about it
[20:26:17] <Schazer> anyway, the jug's boiled, did you want tea or coffee?
[20:26:43] <Loather> whoa, you boiled water in a jug?
[20:27:02] <Schazer> haha, right, you're from outside the Commonwealth
[20:27:07] <Schazer> you guys call it a kettle? Pot?
[20:27:19] <Chwoka> i call it black, either way
[20:27:21] <Loather> a kettle :v
[20:27:32] <Loather> chwokaaa
[20:27:33] <Schazer> hah, right
[20:27:34] <Loather> you joker
[20:27:43] <Schazer> ok so two sugars, no milk for Chwoka
[20:27:45] * Loather slaps chwoka on the back
[20:28:00] <Schazer> sorry banana, I never remember, you take yours with milk don'tcha
[20:28:14] <Chwoka> joker? i hardly know 'er!
[20:28:30] * Chwoka slips on the banana peels he left on the ground earlier
[20:28:36] <Chwoka> WOAH OH OH OH OH OH!
[20:29:02] <Loather> ; n;
[20:29:19] <Loather> my family......
[20:29:31] <Schazer> aw jeez no banana
[20:29:33] <Schazer> what happened
[20:29:38] * Schazer glares at Chwoka
[20:29:47] * Loather points to the peels on the floor
[20:30:09] * Loather lowers finger towards chwoka
[20:30:11] <Loather> you
[20:30:13] <Loather> killed them
[20:30:28] <Chwoka> killed 'em? darn near rectum!
[20:30:35] <Schazer> ah, shit, no
[20:30:40] <Schazer> they're nobody you know!
[20:31:08] <Schazer> I've been trying to keep him locked up at night
[20:31:30] <Schazer> but it's hard, ok?
[20:31:49] <Schazer> The neighbours keep whispering and I'm sick of it
[20:32:00] <Loather> ; n;
[20:32:07] <Schazer> I can't just keep him shut up in that house by himself all the time
[20:32:21] <Schazer> look
[20:32:23] * Loather cradles a banana peel in her arms and sobs
[20:32:24] <Schazer> it's nobody
[20:32:25] <Schazer> you know
[20:32:46] <Schazer> it's just some bum off the street, I checked his pockets and everything
[20:32:47] <Loather> this banana coulda been someone
[20:32:52] <Loather> they were just a kid...........
[20:33:13] <Schazer> I know it's not ideal but
[20:33:16] * Schazer gestures angrily at Chwoka
[20:33:21] <Schazer> what am I supposed to do with him!?
[20:33:32] <Schazer> you fucking ran out on me
[20:33:37] <Schazer> left me to deal with this mess by myself
[20:34:17] <Schazer> you should be thanking me, asshole
[20:34:22] <Schazer> I'm keeping casualties to a minimum
[20:34:44] * Chwoka stares at a snowglobe
[20:34:47] <Loather> we should resolve this situation through song
[20:34:51] <Loather> and dance
[20:34:54] * Schazer sighs
[20:34:55] <Schazer> yeah ok
[20:36:08] <Chwoka> okay if you're gonna start doing the horizontal tango again i'll go into the next room
[20:36:27] <Loather> chwoka gravity doesnt work that way
[20:36:28] * Schazer throws a pistachio shell at Chwoka
[20:36:30] <Schazer> GO
[20:36:36] <Schazer> GET OUT
[20:36:42] <Schazer> SEE IF I FUCKING CARE ANY MORE
[20:37:25] * Schazer grabs her car keys, storms out the front door
[20:38:13] * Schazer sheds a single tear
[20:36:57] <DragonFogel> To get to the other side!
[20:37:09] * DragonFogel COMEDY
[20:37:23] <Loather> damn, nice 1
[20:38:48] <Chwoka> ok good knock knock joke everybody
[20:38:52] <Chwoka> applause all around
[20:39:00] * Schazer takes a bow