Suburban Tot Super Street Gang

You are now a bunch of freaky kids who got bored and decided it’d be cool to form a street gang. None of you know a thing about street gangs, but you’re a bunch of dumb kids so you don’t care. First thing’s first though, your gang needs a name and you all need cool gang nicknames. Seriously, who’s going to take kids with names like Alexander, Delilah, and Johanna seriously? (Melchior is a pretty cool name though.)