Zoostuck 2

your name is john and you're standing on the precipice of divorce with your wife, the spider math teacher, because you're never around. you couldn't even make it to the school christmas party in the gymnasium before may 11th because your schedule as an nypd officer keeps you so busy. you're not sure how you're gonna be able to make this right — but luckily, some terrorists are about take over the school and you're the only one who can stop them! it won't be easy though, especially because you just took off all 8 of your shoes