RE: The Grand OC! [CONTEST SEVENTEEN: MARX! SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!]
05-18-2014, 10:17 PM
Username: Local Area Network Key
Name: Mark, Other Mark, Big Mark and Mayrq
Gender: Male, Male, Male and Unknown
Species: Boring Human, Boring Human, Boring Human and living tar blob.
Text colour: The joke is they're all called mark.
Description: Mark is a scrawny toothpick of a man, with greasy hair, a serious acne problem, braces, the guy is a gargantuan nerd basically. He's decked out in a neat shirt and tie ensemble, ready for work at some place incredibly boring probably I don't know IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. Mark is very shy and introverted guy who just wants to get by unnoticed.
Other Mark is a well built part time model/part time delivery-by-pushbike taco delivery man. He's young, real good looking, actually pretty down to earth and nice guy. Guy's sporting some exceedingly tight jeans and tshirt to show MAXIMUM BRAWN. Has a strong case of Mysophobia. prooooobably won't factor into the situaltion though. Probably.
Big Mark is this big, giant, other synonym for big biker guy. He's bald, has a goatee, covered in tatoos featuring skulls and snakes and skull-snakes. He's wearing some hyper tattered jeans, a leather jacket labeled FULL STOP ANGELS on the back, cowboy boots, he's a walking giant stereotype okay. He is BARFIGHT: personified.
Mayrq (pronounced: Mark.) is a strange ooze like creature from a distant star system. They don't talk or hear. instead they see sounds as a range of colours. They emit coloured vapors to communicate. Mayrq is actually a renowned thief in it's star system, it steals priceless jewels from the various star kingdoms and spreads the wealth to the poorer sub planets and moons. Mayrk has no eyes, ears, any dicernable features really, it just looks like a blob of tar, about the size of a bread box. Mayrq is exceedingly sarcastic and a bit of a smarmy git, that probably won't come across to well.
Bio:
So.
As it turns out, soul mates are a thing. An invisible bond that binds a select few individuals together irrevocably. They might not ever meet each other in their lifetimes, but they are connected somehow, and each of their actions effect the other in some way.
Mark was, fuck I don't know, changing some printer toner or some bullshit when some celestial bastard decided "Hey this loser would be PERFECT for a interdimensional fight to the death!" and so Mark poped out of his milquetoast existence into something far more interesting.
And naturally he would drag his buddies of fate with him.
Other Mark was being the life of the party somewhere until he puttered out of the room and the house and the earth and the galaxy and the universe he was so used to. There was naught but a unfinished taco ungracefully crashing to the ground where Other Mark stood.
Big Mark punched someone in the FACE. At the same time, the biker vanished into the air. The energy of transporting a whole human through the multiverse just so happens to be really really big and this had the nasty effect of multiplying the power of Bug Marks punch about, oh, by a factor of 10,000 or something? The subsequent explosion rips through half the town killing thousands.
ANd Mayrq. oh poor Mayrq. They were so close. SO CLOSE to completing the heist of their LIFE. The eye of M'grah'buvx, a diamond the size of house, taken away to be sold for trillions upon trillions of SPACE CREDITS. Mayrq would of been able to retire for life. Alas, sme nerdlinger on a rock, millions of lightyears away decided to get caught up in a battle to the death. Mayrq disappeared, leaving a viscous puddle behind with them.
Name: Mark, Other Mark, Big Mark and Mayrq
Gender: Male, Male, Male and Unknown
Species: Boring Human, Boring Human, Boring Human and living tar blob.
Text colour: The joke is they're all called mark.
Description: Mark is a scrawny toothpick of a man, with greasy hair, a serious acne problem, braces, the guy is a gargantuan nerd basically. He's decked out in a neat shirt and tie ensemble, ready for work at some place incredibly boring probably I don't know IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. Mark is very shy and introverted guy who just wants to get by unnoticed.
Other Mark is a well built part time model/part time delivery-by-pushbike taco delivery man. He's young, real good looking, actually pretty down to earth and nice guy. Guy's sporting some exceedingly tight jeans and tshirt to show MAXIMUM BRAWN. Has a strong case of Mysophobia. prooooobably won't factor into the situaltion though. Probably.
Big Mark is this big, giant, other synonym for big biker guy. He's bald, has a goatee, covered in tatoos featuring skulls and snakes and skull-snakes. He's wearing some hyper tattered jeans, a leather jacket labeled FULL STOP ANGELS on the back, cowboy boots, he's a walking giant stereotype okay. He is BARFIGHT: personified.
Mayrq (pronounced: Mark.) is a strange ooze like creature from a distant star system. They don't talk or hear. instead they see sounds as a range of colours. They emit coloured vapors to communicate. Mayrq is actually a renowned thief in it's star system, it steals priceless jewels from the various star kingdoms and spreads the wealth to the poorer sub planets and moons. Mayrk has no eyes, ears, any dicernable features really, it just looks like a blob of tar, about the size of a bread box. Mayrq is exceedingly sarcastic and a bit of a smarmy git, that probably won't come across to well.
Bio:
So.
As it turns out, soul mates are a thing. An invisible bond that binds a select few individuals together irrevocably. They might not ever meet each other in their lifetimes, but they are connected somehow, and each of their actions effect the other in some way.
Mark was, fuck I don't know, changing some printer toner or some bullshit when some celestial bastard decided "Hey this loser would be PERFECT for a interdimensional fight to the death!" and so Mark poped out of his milquetoast existence into something far more interesting.
And naturally he would drag his buddies of fate with him.
Other Mark was being the life of the party somewhere until he puttered out of the room and the house and the earth and the galaxy and the universe he was so used to. There was naught but a unfinished taco ungracefully crashing to the ground where Other Mark stood.
Big Mark punched someone in the FACE. At the same time, the biker vanished into the air. The energy of transporting a whole human through the multiverse just so happens to be really really big and this had the nasty effect of multiplying the power of Bug Marks punch about, oh, by a factor of 10,000 or something? The subsequent explosion rips through half the town killing thousands.
ANd Mayrq. oh poor Mayrq. They were so close. SO CLOSE to completing the heist of their LIFE. The eye of M'grah'buvx, a diamond the size of house, taken away to be sold for trillions upon trillions of SPACE CREDITS. Mayrq would of been able to retire for life. Alas, sme nerdlinger on a rock, millions of lightyears away decided to get caught up in a battle to the death. Mayrq disappeared, leaving a viscous puddle behind with them.