Otherkind Air RTD

NAME: Gregor Mattin
COLOR: Rage Red
CREW OR PASSENGER: Crappy Passenger
POSITION: Sideways, sprawled on the floor.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: A disgruntled, stocky man in a business suit. You have black, straight hair slicked back like Tony Danza.
THE SPECIAL THING YOU WERE GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GOT THERE: Catch a bus, someplace. I have a meeting, okay? I don't have time to fill out this damn form.
YOUR BEST GUESS ABOUT WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE AIRPLANE: This is a pretty cheap airline, he assumes that this is something that happens regularly.
ONE USEFUL THING IN YOUR CARRY-ON LUGGAGE: A kevlar sweater you finished knitting. You have very strong hands driven by the rage of the ten screaming babies behind you to distract yourself from their cries.

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