Murder By The Book - Ender's Game

Oh man...THE PIE! I was so busy being suspicious of everyone and everything I completely forgot I had a pie. It's a mysterious pie, left outside my door in the night. Of course I'm far too paranoid to eat it myself....but I also don't want to just throw away a perfectly good pie. Oh what to do what to do. Oh it certainly looks tasty. But what if it's a trick? I don't remember seeing anyone baking pies during the last few days...and who bakes pies in the middle of the night?

You know what! I am not going to eat this pie! No, I shall show willpower, and dignity.

and then I'll throw it at the next person to make me mad! That'll show em!