Murder By The Book - Ender's Game

OBJECTION
I think, whether or not he is scum he is certainly lying about his ability. There is a significant inconsistency within his statement. He claims he popped his oneshot 'Secret Shady' ability on the first turn. Later in the same statement he states "what sort of doofidiot uses a oneshot on night one?" This sentiment makes no sense in the light of his supposed action. We can't be sure if Slorange is Mafia or not, but we can be reasonably sure whatever his ability is it is either, 1) not a oneshot, or 2) he has not used it.

OBJECTION
sarcasm's hard to convey over the internet, but I'm pretty sure slorange was being facetious.
https://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7244933
nah jk I can't hold it against you. I did a double-take when I saw slorange's line there too.

and I'll just let schazer do the mental heavy lifting