S.K.Y.F.I.R.E.

WARNING. CORE TEMPERATURE CRITICAL.

"Uuuugh."

BOOSTERS 3 AND 4 COMPROMISED. BACKUP BOOSTERS ACTIVATED. EMERGENCY POWER RESERVES WILL DEPLETE IN 15 MINUTES, NO 7 MINUTES, NO 38 YEARS, NO 444444444444444-

CRASH

"Fuck!"

SHIPBOARD AI MALFUNNNNNNNNN- MALFUNN- MALfuckyouTIONING. PLEASE RESssSsSSsSssHello! Ma ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by-TORE DEFAULTS IN THE AI CORECORECORECORECORECORE TO PROCEEEEEeeeee

"What is going on here?!"

Hello, [ERROR NAME NOT DETECTED], and welcome to the SSV Skyfire. The current galactic year is 3140 GY. We are currently orbiting Arvum, in the Sparta system.

"There's a V.I. here, too?"

LURCH

"Shit! Goddamnit, my leg! Ugh. Okay, Vi, what's happening? Why am I here?"

Warning. Exterior hull has been compromised. Solar flare winds at a critical high. Hello, [ERROR NAME NOT DETECTED], and welcome to the SSV Skyfire. You have been biologically stabilized for transport. There may be some mild memory loss.

"Mild?! Mild?! I don't even know my own name! God, I just... *sigh*"

Please remain calm, [ERROR NAME NOT DETECTED]. Your transport pod's vitals have been compromised. Memory should return to normal once you go in the stabilizing pod. There, you need only to resZZZZZZZZZZZt for 4545454545-

CRACKwhiiiiiiiiiiine

"Not you too. Okay, looks like I have to land this spaceship on that, uh, planet. Gotta... shit. What should I do?"