Murder By The Book - Ender's Game

What kind of author am I? My dears, I am the most distributed author at this party. By a wide margin, I suspect. But what fun is it if I just tell you? And how relevant, for that matter? Even if I was a mystery writer, I could just as easily say "Ethnic Historical Fiction Novelist" as "Paperback Lumberjack Erotica". It wouldn't prove anything.

Although the latter actually sounds pretty cashable. Too bad I don't have much talent for fiction.