Stanley Mafia: (12/14Max Stanleys Enlisted)

Stanley had planned to indicate that she would like her game the same way she liked her rulers, but all of the rulers within easy reach [which is to say, in the vicinity of her desk] are, unfortunately, curled and twisted with artistic whimsy. In fact, at least two of them seem specifically intended for drawing a flourish known as a "french curve."

Nevertheless, Stanley fully intended to communicate a desire for a "straight" game.