RE: The Grand OC! [CONTEST EIGHT: BOREAL! SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!]
02-27-2014, 12:22 AM
Username: Dalmypoo
Name: ICE-Qube
Species: African-American Android
Gender: Identifies as male, biologically genderless.
Colour: Bmm pa tsch bmm bmm pa tsch bmm
Biography: In the year 2XXX, words have power, and not like the whole metaphorical 'pen is mightier than the sword' rubbish, I mean like they actually can kill your ass.
Back in 2XXX, some chump be all up in designing some kinda crazy psychic field type jazz, but shit went wrong or somethin'. That's what I heard anyway. There was all like screamin n' brains explodin' and stuff? I didn't see none of that I was like a kid at the time all i got was one cray ass crudsack of a headache or whatevs. You dig my jam, like that kinda headphonesy headache you get when ya drink like fifteen god damn root beers and have a sugar crash strong enough to throttle a tank? Yeah that's the one i mean.
Anyways up until then Ice Cube had been like some sub par rapper or whatevs, the only real thing he did right was like invest a lot of money in cybernetics or whatevs cos he thought "them human-ass robots is hella sweet." Turns out to be a good decision too cos like he died like X years later from rabies. haha, yeah, got bitten by a rabid snoop dogg on stage aint that crazy? He insisted on finishing the show tho he was going for guinness, for the longest rap in the world and it lasted like a few months before he died of an infected wound and like, rabies.
Whatevs. Anyway, what was i sayin.... oh yeah, words have crazy ass powers or sommat. Yeah i know that's pretty damn obvious shut up and let me tell the god damn story.
So like anyway ya can like use crazy powers by like keeping a verbal flow nshit, works well with rhythm but ya can like do it with a song or a speech or whatevs. Rap works pretty damn well with it tho, so like, long story short a buncha them chump-ass geezers is like "hey tells ya what we could totes use this for like crazy crime sprees or whatevs ya know?" and their wee mates is all "Yea man lets do it." So then like they did.
And like the worst one a them was this crazy dude Macklemarauder an' like this one time he was all doing his crazy ass fuckin thing where he lasers peeps nstuff an like sings songs about how theys lame for gettin all dead nshit and then suddenly like this crazy ass robot like comes down from the ceilin' and it's like you know them things from invader zim right? The lil' screens that whatsisface's dad talks on all the time? Yea it's like that but on the screen is Ice Cube and he's all like "HELL naw man" and then just lets loose this insane ass fuckin rhyme that like.. You ain't never seen a rhyme that good. I can't even repeat it without the ground shakin and gettin a real nasty cough.
Anyway after that? The iceman plain up an' vanished as quick as he came all up into old mac's bizzle. I ain't seen him. Then, i ain't never seen him before then anyway.
Stop givin me this look kid you weren't there i ain't lyin.
Shut up an eat your god damn corn flakes.
Description: ICE-Qube is the next evolution in rap physiology. He is a metallic cube, roughly a meter in length, with a flickering LCD screen on the front which broadcasts his glorious visage upon the world. The screen only seems to display shades of green, and it is constantly striped and tearing, but it seems to serve. Two speakers are situated on the side, as well as a clumsy manipulator claw on his right that looks about as authentic as a robot's arm from a 1950s scifi movie, complete with shoddily fitted rubber grip. He flies in the air with helicopter blades situated on the top, and has very poor mobility.
ICE-Qube's voice actually sounds /better/ through a heavily distorted speaker, sounding sort of like someone's voice overlayed with sample of them speaking in a vocoder attempting to do an impression of T-Pain. He always speaks in rhyme if he can help it because he thinks he's cool. He is capable of beatboxing while talking which actually is pretty cool.
Weapons/Abilities: ICE-Qube can sort of fly for values of fly equal to "especially clumsy helium balloon with a TV screen attached." He can sort of pick things up without dropping them sometimes with his manipulator.
ICE-Qube, like everyone from 2XXX until 2XXX, when a cure was found, has mysterious vocal powers, which can do almost anything provided he can match it to the flow, an enigmatic force which no one understands, especially not ICE-Qube. ICE-Qube can write some half decent lyrics given enough time. His main vocal power is being able to broadcast his sick rhymes very, very loudly. He could probably harness it better if he was an actually good rapper.
ICE-Qube needs to charge at a power outlet every few hours, because contrary to popular opinion running a small helicopter rotor and a shoddy TV screen 24/7 actually does use up quite a sizable amount of power.
Name: ICE-Qube
Species: African-American Android
Gender: Identifies as male, biologically genderless.
Colour: Bmm pa tsch bmm bmm pa tsch bmm
Biography: In the year 2XXX, words have power, and not like the whole metaphorical 'pen is mightier than the sword' rubbish, I mean like they actually can kill your ass.
Back in 2XXX, some chump be all up in designing some kinda crazy psychic field type jazz, but shit went wrong or somethin'. That's what I heard anyway. There was all like screamin n' brains explodin' and stuff? I didn't see none of that I was like a kid at the time all i got was one cray ass crudsack of a headache or whatevs. You dig my jam, like that kinda headphonesy headache you get when ya drink like fifteen god damn root beers and have a sugar crash strong enough to throttle a tank? Yeah that's the one i mean.
Anyways up until then Ice Cube had been like some sub par rapper or whatevs, the only real thing he did right was like invest a lot of money in cybernetics or whatevs cos he thought "them human-ass robots is hella sweet." Turns out to be a good decision too cos like he died like X years later from rabies. haha, yeah, got bitten by a rabid snoop dogg on stage aint that crazy? He insisted on finishing the show tho he was going for guinness, for the longest rap in the world and it lasted like a few months before he died of an infected wound and like, rabies.
Whatevs. Anyway, what was i sayin.... oh yeah, words have crazy ass powers or sommat. Yeah i know that's pretty damn obvious shut up and let me tell the god damn story.
So like anyway ya can like use crazy powers by like keeping a verbal flow nshit, works well with rhythm but ya can like do it with a song or a speech or whatevs. Rap works pretty damn well with it tho, so like, long story short a buncha them chump-ass geezers is like "hey tells ya what we could totes use this for like crazy crime sprees or whatevs ya know?" and their wee mates is all "Yea man lets do it." So then like they did.
And like the worst one a them was this crazy dude Macklemarauder an' like this one time he was all doing his crazy ass fuckin thing where he lasers peeps nstuff an like sings songs about how theys lame for gettin all dead nshit and then suddenly like this crazy ass robot like comes down from the ceilin' and it's like you know them things from invader zim right? The lil' screens that whatsisface's dad talks on all the time? Yea it's like that but on the screen is Ice Cube and he's all like "HELL naw man" and then just lets loose this insane ass fuckin rhyme that like.. You ain't never seen a rhyme that good. I can't even repeat it without the ground shakin and gettin a real nasty cough.
Anyway after that? The iceman plain up an' vanished as quick as he came all up into old mac's bizzle. I ain't seen him. Then, i ain't never seen him before then anyway.
Stop givin me this look kid you weren't there i ain't lyin.
Shut up an eat your god damn corn flakes.
Description: ICE-Qube is the next evolution in rap physiology. He is a metallic cube, roughly a meter in length, with a flickering LCD screen on the front which broadcasts his glorious visage upon the world. The screen only seems to display shades of green, and it is constantly striped and tearing, but it seems to serve. Two speakers are situated on the side, as well as a clumsy manipulator claw on his right that looks about as authentic as a robot's arm from a 1950s scifi movie, complete with shoddily fitted rubber grip. He flies in the air with helicopter blades situated on the top, and has very poor mobility.
ICE-Qube's voice actually sounds /better/ through a heavily distorted speaker, sounding sort of like someone's voice overlayed with sample of them speaking in a vocoder attempting to do an impression of T-Pain. He always speaks in rhyme if he can help it because he thinks he's cool. He is capable of beatboxing while talking which actually is pretty cool.
Weapons/Abilities: ICE-Qube can sort of fly for values of fly equal to "especially clumsy helium balloon with a TV screen attached." He can sort of pick things up without dropping them sometimes with his manipulator.
ICE-Qube, like everyone from 2XXX until 2XXX, when a cure was found, has mysterious vocal powers, which can do almost anything provided he can match it to the flow, an enigmatic force which no one understands, especially not ICE-Qube. ICE-Qube can write some half decent lyrics given enough time. His main vocal power is being able to broadcast his sick rhymes very, very loudly. He could probably harness it better if he was an actually good rapper.
ICE-Qube needs to charge at a power outlet every few hours, because contrary to popular opinion running a small helicopter rotor and a shoddy TV screen 24/7 actually does use up quite a sizable amount of power.
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