RE: Stanley Mafia: (12/14Max Stanleys Enlisted)
02-25-2014, 05:43 PM
Stanley sat at her usual chair, in her usual corner, surfing her usual forum using her usual internet browser.
After reading the latest salacious gossip and watercooler news from her coworkers in general chatter, Stanley clicked over to the GAMES forum. There, she saw a game about Stanley, and knew that she had to click on it.
Ignoring destiny [and the voice of the narrator], Stanley instead indulged in some self-satisfied Godhood game voyeurism, despite having nothing to do with the current iteration of events. She then perused the Adventures section, both on this forum and others, but did not contribute anything today. Slacking Stanley!
Tab after tab was opened, as Stanley traveled deeper and deeper into the labyrinth of cyberspace.
Somehow, through the twisty corridors of undestined pathways, Stanley found herself just where she needed to be, again.
Right here. In this thread.
No matter how she tries to avoid it, Stanley always finds the plot again.
After reading the latest salacious gossip and watercooler news from her coworkers in general chatter, Stanley clicked over to the GAMES forum. There, she saw a game about Stanley, and knew that she had to click on it.
Ignoring destiny [and the voice of the narrator], Stanley instead indulged in some self-satisfied Godhood game voyeurism, despite having nothing to do with the current iteration of events. She then perused the Adventures section, both on this forum and others, but did not contribute anything today. Slacking Stanley!
Tab after tab was opened, as Stanley traveled deeper and deeper into the labyrinth of cyberspace.
Somehow, through the twisty corridors of undestined pathways, Stanley found herself just where she needed to be, again.
Right here. In this thread.
No matter how she tries to avoid it, Stanley always finds the plot again.
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