Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

OH SHIT OH SHIT NIGHT THREE'S STARTING OH SHIT

IT'S BEEN NEARLY A YEAR AIN'T GOT TIME FOR FLAVOR EXCEPT THERE'S A BIG OL' MONSTER PRANCING AROUND OH SHIT

ANACREON WAS LYNCHED!




ANACREON WAS A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN WHO VISITED YOU IN YOUR DREAMS AND THREW CREAM PIES AT PEOPLE. CREAM PIES THAT WERE FILLED WITH MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS!

UPON WAKING UP THE PIE WOULD BE ON YOUR FACE AND YOU'D BE COVERED IN MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS, NECESSITATING YOU TO SCREAM ABOUT SPIDERS OH GOD SPIDERS THE ENTIRE FOLLOWING DAY.

THE ASSHOLE WAS ALIGNED WITH THE TOWN, REASONING THAT WITH THEIR PLANS THERE'D BE MORE PEOPLE TO THROW SPIDER FILLED PIES AT.

NOW GO TO SLEEP. :) :) :) :) :O)