Stanley Mafia: (12/14Max Stanleys Enlisted)

Stanley, burdened with a relatively-short lifetime of regrets, stumbles in the door, bottle in hand. He continues to writhe about on the ground, mumbling something. You lean in closer, and you hear "too many mistakes too many mistakes need to stop need to give up" repeated over and over again. He then begins sobbing, his tears and snot dripping into his unkempt beard. It is truly a pathetic sight. Eventually you speak up, telling him, why doesn't he just stop already. Suddenly, his eyes snap open, and he slowly gets up, staring at you all the while. His mumblings become incoherent, and he lurches towards you, yet he never takes his eyes off of you. You begin to feel that you should maybe leave now, but it is too late. His filthy, dirt-caked, hands grip your face, and he leans in close. He whispers, "because I'm a piece of shit."