RE: The Grand OC! [CONTEST SIX: FORM! SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!]
02-18-2014, 10:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-19-2014, 01:49 AM by Loather.)
Username: Loather
Name: The President
Species: Rick Santorum
Gender: Male
Color: White like Jesus
Description:
![[Image: EI34jsE.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/EI34jsE.jpg)
Warrior. Hero. American.
Weapons/Abilities: Time travels. Space travels. Skin secretes bibles. Bowls? Wore a pair of boxing gloves once. Protective exoskeleton gives near-human strength. Dangerously photogenic.
Biography: Fell to the earth in a meteor shower and raised by stray cats. Elected in 2012 after going back in time to erase every other candidate from existence in a bizarre protest against the entire concept of birth control. Took a team of roughnecks to the moon as part of his promise to drill everywhere for oil. Spontaneously combusted after seeing a gay couple holding hands; as a result, wears a protective exoskeleton disguised as a sweater vest.
Edit: A picture of Rick Santorum isn't a visual aid so much as it is an experience, therefore it is okay to use pictures of Rick Santorum to describe the appearance of Rick Santorum.
Name: The President
Species: Rick Santorum
Gender: Male
Color: White like Jesus
Description:
Warrior. Hero. American.
Weapons/Abilities: Time travels. Space travels. Skin secretes bibles. Bowls? Wore a pair of boxing gloves once. Protective exoskeleton gives near-human strength. Dangerously photogenic.
Biography: Fell to the earth in a meteor shower and raised by stray cats. Elected in 2012 after going back in time to erase every other candidate from existence in a bizarre protest against the entire concept of birth control. Took a team of roughnecks to the moon as part of his promise to drill everywhere for oil. Spontaneously combusted after seeing a gay couple holding hands; as a result, wears a protective exoskeleton disguised as a sweater vest.
Edit: A picture of Rick Santorum isn't a visual aid so much as it is an experience, therefore it is okay to use pictures of Rick Santorum to describe the appearance of Rick Santorum.