The Ziir And Konka Show

Konka Rar: Ziirphael, something seems to have slipped my mind. Could you refresh my memory on what our plans for today were?
Ziirphael: Um... We were going to raise the ancient flying fortress of Caelo Ruinam and then you were going to use its powerful weaponry to rule the world with an iron fist?
Konka: Yes, that does sound familiar. Now, I have another question.
Ziir: What is it?
Konka: Does this look like an ancient flying fortress to you?
Ziir: Well, um, no. It looks like a forest.
Konka: So in other words, we are lost.



Ziir: Hey, I totally have wilderness survival skills! I can guide us back to civilization in no time!
Konka: Oh really.
Ziir: Sure! Take a look at this berry. It, uh, only grows purple on the east side of bushes?
Konka: Do you even know what kind of berry that is?
Ziir: Well, um... it's purple?
Konka: That is a berry from the Arakensis thorlagia plant. I've used it when mixing potions.
Ziir: And, uh... it tastes good, too?



Konka: It is the active ingredient in one of the deadliest poisons I have ever concocted.
Ziir: But, uh... the berry itself is okay, right?
Konka: It's perfectly fine if you vomit it out before you have time to digest it. And why are you inquiring about that? Neither of us even requires food!



Ziir: Well, I still get hungry!
Konka: I don't know why I ever permitted you to navigate. I should have known better after that incident with the mirror.
Ziir: Hey, that was an accident! And it was only a small explosion!
Konka: Enough! I can't concentrate with your ignorant prattling. I need to think of our next move.

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