RE: Godhood XIV [Sugar Edition]
02-10-2014, 09:25 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-11-2014, 02:03 AM by Kaynato.)
From the edge of the universe drifted in a slowly rotating bowl of sugar.
From the edge of the universe drifted in a slowly rotating spoonlike being.
It occupied its natural place: Slowly spinning in the bowl of sugar, and flinging it out at odd intervals as a halo crossed with six spokes spun behind it.
Diatraxa cursed, muttering with a voice emanating from its general area but never a specific place. "Assimilate yourself into the native culture, they said. See that you act out what you say, they said. Enjoy some time with the presiding gods, they said. It's never surprising that Entrail Hippo always comes to me for campaigning promotions..."
It took one glance towards the diva and cloaked figure.
"BEHOLD. I HAVE ARRIVED: DIATRAXA. ANCIENT GOD OF SPINNING ANnnn..."
And then another to the flaming skull and the assortment of technicolor gremlins.
The bowl of sugar quickly vanished, flowing as a clear smoke into the two crystalline structures orbiting about the god.
"Ahem. God of spinning ann. Allow me to demonstrate."
It flew down to the Earth-like planet, scooping up an amount of dirt and infusing it with crystalline smoke. Having waited for a small amount of time, it set it back to the ground. It was shaped like a windmill attached to a dumbbell, with legs attached on the bar and a disturbingly human-like face simply plastered on the windmill blades.
It emitted a horrid mewling sound through a teeth-grit smile.
"The Spinning Ann. A tiny creature that reproduces by budding into dirt or rock, and moves by spinning around other things or launching itself into the air. Isn't it... cute?"
[2 Acts]
"Soon, we will rule this world. Glory to Entrail Hippo."
From the edge of the universe drifted in a slowly rotating spoonlike being.
It occupied its natural place: Slowly spinning in the bowl of sugar, and flinging it out at odd intervals as a halo crossed with six spokes spun behind it.
Diatraxa cursed, muttering with a voice emanating from its general area but never a specific place. "Assimilate yourself into the native culture, they said. See that you act out what you say, they said. Enjoy some time with the presiding gods, they said. It's never surprising that Entrail Hippo always comes to me for campaigning promotions..."
It took one glance towards the diva and cloaked figure.
"BEHOLD. I HAVE ARRIVED: DIATRAXA. ANCIENT GOD OF SPINNING ANnnn..."
And then another to the flaming skull and the assortment of technicolor gremlins.
The bowl of sugar quickly vanished, flowing as a clear smoke into the two crystalline structures orbiting about the god.
"Ahem. God of spinning ann. Allow me to demonstrate."
It flew down to the Earth-like planet, scooping up an amount of dirt and infusing it with crystalline smoke. Having waited for a small amount of time, it set it back to the ground. It was shaped like a windmill attached to a dumbbell, with legs attached on the bar and a disturbingly human-like face simply plastered on the windmill blades.
It emitted a horrid mewling sound through a teeth-grit smile.
"The Spinning Ann. A tiny creature that reproduces by budding into dirt or rock, and moves by spinning around other things or launching itself into the air. Isn't it... cute?"
[2 Acts]
"Soon, we will rule this world. Glory to Entrail Hippo."