The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

I cannot wake up early without my dad asking and getting upset. "why you wake up so early? You just have to get ready for school". And of course talking on the phone so early looks suspicious. And my mom has a day off. Also, if I go to school and talk w/ the child youth worker, she is either an idiot and will tell my parents about our little "talk" or the talk will take so long the school will send a message to my home saying I was ABSENT FOR PERIODS ONE *BEEP* TWO *BEEP* THREE *BEEP* FOUR. I've never been absent without a reason my parents know about. I'm just fucked.