Black Zenith [Adventure RPG / Chapter Four: Fires of Heaven]

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SpoilerWhat in Gods name did you just say about me, son of The Lord? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have preformed over 300 different miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I’m the top minister in my religion. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Internet, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the prayer service, my son. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you have committed. You’re going to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the church's rosaries and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the continent, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to heaven, kiddo.

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Spoiler Also, what happened to those liquid explosives? I am a pedant

Watson rises to his feet with a stern face.

"Oh, no, I can't possibly let you extend your stay here at this lovely air-vehicle", Watson says as he drinks some wine (which he cleverly spiked with explosives earlier) and breathes out a stream of exploding flames at as many corshars as possible.

"FEEL THE FURY OF MY SULPHURIC BREW!"

Ofcourse, he also tries not to hit his allies with this fire of destruction because they are not shadow people and that wouldn't be nice.