RE: THE GRAND STARBUCKS 2: NO BUCKS GIVEN (signups open!)
02-04-2014, 06:56 PM
Username: SleepingOrange
Name: Sloránge
Gender: is a social construct
Race: White Cis Scum
Color: Appropriative
Description:
Slorónge is the God-King of an ancient Mayan civilization. Thirty newbies are sacrificed to him every day, and thus he does not reign doom down upon us all, or not very often. At night his hair detaches from his body and wins every drag show in the tri-state area. To summon him, simply exist in a way that would bother him.
He is the prettiest belle of the ball.
Weapons/Abilities: Slorénge knows just enough about mafia and social dynamics to consistently be exactly wrong, and just enough about this fact to be exactly right on the times he assumes he's wrong. He is not an asset, and is pretty intent on finding this game hilarious. He is fully fluent in Klikkish. You wish you were.
Biography: Slorínge is one of the four sons of Ometecuhtli and Omecihuatl: the four Tezcatlipocas, each of whom presides over one of the four cardinal directions. Over the West presides the White Tezcatlipoca, Slorúnge, the god of light, justice, mercy and wind. Over the South presides the Blue Tezcatlipoca, Huitzilopochtli, the god of war. Over the East presides the Red Tezcatlipoca, Xipe Totec, the god of gold, farming and Spring time. And over the North presides the Black Tezcatlipoca, known by no other name than Tezcatlipoca, the god of judgment, night, deceit, sorcery and the Earth.
This one is obviously the best. Who gives a crap about war and gold and night and shit?
Name: Sloránge
Gender: is a social construct
Race: White Cis Scum
Color: Appropriative
Description:
Slorónge is the God-King of an ancient Mayan civilization. Thirty newbies are sacrificed to him every day, and thus he does not reign doom down upon us all, or not very often. At night his hair detaches from his body and wins every drag show in the tri-state area. To summon him, simply exist in a way that would bother him.
He is the prettiest belle of the ball.
Weapons/Abilities: Slorénge knows just enough about mafia and social dynamics to consistently be exactly wrong, and just enough about this fact to be exactly right on the times he assumes he's wrong. He is not an asset, and is pretty intent on finding this game hilarious. He is fully fluent in Klikkish. You wish you were.
Biography: Slorínge is one of the four sons of Ometecuhtli and Omecihuatl: the four Tezcatlipocas, each of whom presides over one of the four cardinal directions. Over the West presides the White Tezcatlipoca, Slorúnge, the god of light, justice, mercy and wind. Over the South presides the Blue Tezcatlipoca, Huitzilopochtli, the god of war. Over the East presides the Red Tezcatlipoca, Xipe Totec, the god of gold, farming and Spring time. And over the North presides the Black Tezcatlipoca, known by no other name than Tezcatlipoca, the god of judgment, night, deceit, sorcery and the Earth.
This one is obviously the best. Who gives a crap about war and gold and night and shit?