THE GRAND STARBUCKS 2: NO BUCKS GIVEN (16/?? signups open!)

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THE GRAND STARBUCKS 2: NO BUCKS GIVEN (16/?? signups open!)
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RE: THE GRAND STARBUCKS 2: NO BUCKS GIVEN (signups open!)
Username: Murderdini, so named because he is so frequently murdered

Charname: Who knows? (It's Schazer, Schazer knows)

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Species: Mirdini

Race: Not since HS XC

Desweapography: It is an overcast morning out here in Transdanubia, and what's this? A Mirdini! A rare sight indeed. He seems to be out on his daily journey through the perilous wilds, far from his preferred winter habitat in the Intertubes.

The Mirdini is an elusive species, found posting only when it manages to overcome its' natural predators, Procrastinases and Perfectionismes. This behavior has been found to change markedly in the ritual inter-species gatherings oft referred to as 'Mafia'.

An endangered species precisely because of these gatherings, the Mirdini is often the target of other species' ire - either ritually sacrificed for being alive for too long, or slain by individual cultists for being alive in general. It seems that in these gatherings any living Mirdini is viewed with undue suspicion, something Anthrocyberologists have been trying to understand for quite some time. Recent research has suggested it might be traced to ancestral Mirdini conduct in 'Mafias' going back centuries, though how valid this line of inquiry is is hotly debated.

In summary, the Mirdini is definitely a species to look out for on our cheaply priced Eagle Tours™, only 99.95 igglebux a person.


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RE: THE GRAND STARBUCKS 2: NO BUCKS GIVEN (signups open!) - by Mirdini - 02-04-2014, 08:57 AM