GODHOOD XIV

Name: Normal Human Man
Appearance:

The Normal Human Man is the most average paragon of Normality that has ever graced the universe. The Normal Human Man is in possession of two Normal Human arms, two Normal Human legs, one Normal Human torso, one Normal Human abdomen, one Normal Human cranium, two Normal Human arms, and several Normal Human internal organs. The Normal Human Man does not possess an appendix, as it has been surgically removed and replaced with newer, more Normal organs. All who see the Normal Human Man desire his Normality for their own. This is a hunger which the Normal Human Man is happy to sate.

Primary sphere: Normality.

Secondary spheres: Flesh, Beer Kegs.

Additional info: The Normal Human Man rarely creates. Creation is Abnormal. The Normal Human Man prefers to modify what already exists into his glorious image of Normality. All will soon become Normal, and it will be wonderful.

The Normal Human Man as a God tries to stay manifested all the time, to attempt to convince his subjects he is mortal, and thus Normal. The Normal Human Man is very friendly towards other Gods, despite the fact that Gods are Abnormal. The Normal Human Man appreciates that they may aid him in his mythic goal of Total Normality. He would like it if they were a little more Normal, though.

The following Normal Human texts were found on-site in various locales which were recently Normalised.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ARE THOSE GOD DAMN TENTACLES WHAT THE HECK?!

JOCK ARE YOU SEEING THIS THERE ARE TENTACLES ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHAT DID YOU DO?

NO JOCK THAT IS NOT NORMAL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
OF COURSE I'M NOT NORMAL THIS ISN'T NORMAL. TENTACLES DON'T JUS-

Have fun staring at the wall, you geeks. I'm gonna go check out the noise.

Become Normal Human Become Normal Human Become Normal Human Become Normal Human Become Normal Human Become Normal Human Become Normal Human

haha dude look at that thing it's like half baby half hoover how crazy is that.

All right, so think of it like this, see. Imagine the world's meanest, most nasty man, right? And he has like, the world's meanest, most nasty dog. He asks his mean, nasty dog to guard an anthill for hi- no, the anthill isn't mean or nasty. It's just a normal anthill. With, like, ants you know? Anyway, he gets the dog to guard the anthill so he can come back and step on it later, right? After about half an hour the dog gets bored and dresses up as an ant to mess with 'em. Now this guy is like... He's the dog. We're the anthill, you get it? We're the anthill.