Quick Dirty Bastards: For All The Lovers Out There

A robbery was planned and enacted
By the Yakuza and Discordians at the same time
A memory chit was to be extracted
With only independent defenses to stop the crime

The poet Keats and Kaz were the first on the scene
Though Shodan and Guy their own plan designed
At Shodan's direction, Guy set an alarm to scream
And from seperate entrances the two groups intertwined

With invisibility spells and stealth and disguise
The two disparate groups made their way to the vault
Guards were murdered, and they fought for the prize
When they all suffered from a wild assault

Crashing into the bank in a katamari ball
Came a rogue AI, chased by Lydia and Peter
It pulled up the data chip, sparking a free-for-all
While Keats was impressed by the spellcaster's meter

With the chip secured, they made a mad getaway
But pulled from the job nought but a game to play