Consistency

Fire! Fire!

You decide to start out by combining two Fire runes and activating them. The runes react with each other, and a massive burst of fire magic erupts from the page.

The room is now on fire. You begin to think that maybe you shouldn't have skipped that chapter about elemental compatibility before you started experimenting. Maybe you can do that after you figure out how to douse this magical fire.

Have you ever read A Series of Unfortunate Events?

No. You haven't. Not until this session, anyway. That's what has you so worried.

You aren't sure how to tell the customer that according to his palm lines, repeated misfortune is in his future. As you try to find the words, however, a pack of wolves rush into your tent and drag him away.

It's started. This is bad. According to your reading, this will lead to his death. You think you'd better follow him and stop things from getting worse, but how are you going to deal with those wolves?

Give carrot

You carefully look over the lineup of magical items in front of you, and finally settle upon the Give Carrot. This magical vegetable can restore whoever eats it to perfect health, but only if it was given freely to them.

"An interesting choice," the wizard says, stroking his beard. "And now the next trial awaits you."

He opens the door, revealing a massive pit of lava. There is no visible way over it. On the other side is a steel door with a magic symbol on it.

How are you going to get across?

>Hugh Laurie

You decide that Hugh and Laurie are the couple you're going to get together. Of course, they have radically different interests and are rarely even in the same part of the city, but hey. It's not like you haven't taken on hard jobs before.

You put on your quiver and fly down to Earth. Where are you going to start on your quest to forge a perfect romance?

seconded

You second the motion. The vote begins. The first vote is 13-8 against, with fourteen abstaining. The result is inconclusive, and the council adjourns for two hours before calling for a second vote.

Looks like you'll have to persuade quite a few councilors before the next vote. But who should you start with, and how will you change their minds?

Please don't fire Hugh Laurie

You beg the terrorist not to shoot Hugh Laurie out of the circus cannon he commandeered. His comedic talents are too valuable for the world! The man grins at you wickedly through his ski mask.

"Perhaps you'd like to take his place, then?"

You consider this for a moment. It would get Hugh Laurie out of danger, but then what would you do? If only you had a plan!