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<RedAce> At least it's not skeleton puns
<Schazer> do you awnna fucking go
<DragonFogel> Okay, we all know this is going to lead up to someone saying "boner", so I'm saying it to get it out of the way.
<Ellyfish> ...skeleton puns are never humerus?
<RedAce> haha joke's on you skeleton puns are always humerus
<DragonFogel> She knows that, she's just ribbing you.
<Slorange> Come on, Fogel
<Slorange> We're better than going for the low-hanging fruit of "boner"
<Slorange> It's leading up to telling someone to suck a coccyx
<Schazer> it's a testicle of your self-discipline
<Ellyfish> I picked up a hitchhiker on the way back to my hometown where I am now. we talked a lot in the car about her life and what led up to her being a homeless hitchhiker in texas. she had a funny story that's sort of relevant to this discussion.
<RedAce> I would join in but my funny bone is severly lacking
<Jacquerel> skeletons don't have testicles that would be ribiculous
<Ellyfish> long story short, I metacarpal who had a funny skeleton pun
<Ellyfish> okay, that was a stretch
<Ellyfish> I'll just see myself out.
<Schazer> I'm not letting you escapula
<Schazer> sit your ass down
<RedAce> alright schaz, talus some more puns
<Slorange> Are you guys gonna cut this out, or am I going to have to get sternum
<Schazer> ulna you don't
<Schazer> don't lump this all on me
<Slorange> I will pelvis car over if I have to
<Schazer> fuck
<Schazer> I think I'm spent
<Schazer> Ill have to come back tomarrow with some new ideas
<RedAce> I have a list of all the bones in the human body and I still can't think of anything
<DragonFogel> Well, good thing this isn't a pun-or-die scenario.
<RedAce> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bo...n_skeleton
<Ellyfish> That would seem tibia good idea
<DragonFogel> I wouldn't want tibia if it were.
<Schazer> OOOOOH SHIT SON
<DragonFogel> DANG IT PUN COLLISION
<Ellyfish> j....jinx?
<RedAce> is this like a combo breaker
<RedAce> do they fight to the death now
<DragonFogel> Technically we were doing different replacements, hers was "a" and mine was "ya".
<Schazer> I don't know
<RedAce> but like. with puns
<Schazer> they're a common femur this channel
<Schazer> what with the constant punslinging
<DragonFogel> See, I was trying to work in a "femur" joke but couldn't think of anything.
<Jacquerel> I didn't need to be awake right now but I'm glad I was
<Ellyfish> I was trying to find a way to make "skull" sound like "skill" in a way that didn't seem forced
<Schazer> guess you weren't "hip" enough to find your way into this joint then
<Slorange> Okay, I think we've just about hit maxillam punnage
<Ellyfish> I agree also vertebrae
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<Slorange> Unless of course
<Slorange> Someone wants to raise the stapes
<Schazer> a ritual sacrumfice might stoke the mood again
<RedAce> I wouldn't want tibia one we use
<Slorange> As long as the sacrificee knew there was no malleus in it
<Slorange> We're just doing it like the incus used to!
<Schazer> yeah
<Ellyfish> :I okay guys goodnight nice to see you all again mandible
<Slorange> Goodnight Elize
<DragonFogel> Just be sure they know what they're getting into. There's no need to hide the tooth.
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<Schazer> the father was the one who had to break the news to the poor sacrificee
<Schazer> her patella
<Schazer> we done, you think?
<RedAce> probably
<Slorange> Geez, making her father tell her? Is nothing sacrum?
<Schazer> it's worth ischum around
<RedAce> ahhhh so close
<Schazer> in case someone busts out something like the above
<RedAce> thigh pun game is too strong
<Slorange> You'd think they'd trick her into it with a little fibula
<Schazer> I dunno when they start talking about it
<Slorange> But those incus were a bunch of lunateics
<Schazer> they start to sound all ephalangical
<Slorange> But at least she didn't get de-capitated
<Schazer> true
<Slorange> Ugh these are getting terrible, I'll be gladiolus when this is over
<Schazer> wait are we into flower puns now
<Slorange> Isn't that right, Manubrium?
<RedAce> I'm not sure
<Slorange> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_of_sternum
<Schazer> hahaha
<Schazer> well played
<RedAce> well played
<Schazer> that's about enough to make me keel over
<RedAce> game, set, match
<Schazer> still got worksheets to mark though so I won't
<Slorange> Yeah, that one was so good it brought a tear to my eye, made me feel all lacrimal
<Slorange> I keep trying to think of good ones for the hand bones though
<Slorange> I guess you could say I'm tunneling on the carpal
<NotTheAuthor> Iunno
<Schazer> I dunno you could say that last one now
<Schazer> was a meta-carpal joke
<NotTheAuthor> Meta jokes are hard to pull off well
<Schazer> HAH my timestamp says I beat you just now
<Slorange> Mine shows his went first
<NotTheAuthor> Signal lag
<NotTheAuthor> Mine says I won
<Slorange> I guess we've got a bit of a TEMPORAL discrepancy
<NotTheAuthor> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
<RedAce> oooo
<RedAce> OOOOOOO
<NotTheAuthor> [skeletons oohing]
<Slorange> Pfffbt
<Schazer> ;aslkdzp g
<RedAce> get those things out of here
<NotTheAuthor> \o/
<Schazer> ENTS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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<NotTheAuthor> uhoh
<NotTheAuthor> here comes the bonehammer
<Schazer> .kick NotTheAuthor
<Schazer> FUCk
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<RedAce> [crowd cheering]
<Slorange> Mandible shit in this channel is getting ridiculous
<Slorange> Mod abuse!
<RedAce> "and the fight is on ladies and gentlemen"
<Schazer> oh thank god
<Schazer> I was trying to figure out a good mandible pun for ages